Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Top 10 'UP' statements on Golf Course Part1

10. Kayu ni flex lebih sgt la, selalu aku pakai 'stiff' shaft pasal swing speed aku laju
9. 'Been there, done that' (comments made after others trying to UP their birdie success)
8. Semalam aku pegi gym, muscle aku sakit2, kalau tak aku boleh drive lagi jauh.
7. 'Dulu aku main 80' (comments made by a 36 handicapper)
6. Its not my golfing day.
5. Ni baru pakai driver kunyit pun dah jauh dah, I dont need a titliest or R5.
4. I dont need regulation approach to get par.
3. Maintain posture for 2 minutes after hitting a drive that almost got on to the green. ( Yg ni up perbuatan, bukan percakapan)
2. Hari tu aku main sikit lagi nak dapat birdie, eh par, eh bogey, oh tak, dbl bogey sebenarnya.
1. 200m, eh 180m.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

huhuhu....mmg "up" tahap dewa.

although satu hapaq golf terms pun i tak paham.

jabbeer said...

And some of it were actually from your beloved hubby's mouth.

Anonymous said...

hmmm... #5 and #3 sounds like him. ye ke b?